when it comes to poop, I’m a seasoned professional. I have a golden retriever, two young kids, and two cats.

I started Lawn Bandit— to give people their yard back.

• Kids can’t run around.

• Friends don’t want to sit outside.

• Always stepping in sh*t.

• You’re outside doing that weird side-step thing.

I’m obsessive about having a clean yard because I actually want to use it.
(GPC) Grill. Play. Chill. Let kids be kids. Let dogs be dogs.