LAWN BANDIT | Schedule a Spotless Yard Now

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WE STEAL

Your dog’s

Business.

ABOUT Lawn Bandit

Cleanest heists in Rhode Island!

Your Dog drops the goods, we lift the loot. Sneak in, scoop up, scram out.

Think Ocean’s Eleven…
but for POOP.

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Jonathan Monterecy
Owner & “Entremanuer”

We Keep Things Simple

How it WOrks

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STEP 1

PICK YOUR PLAN

Simple Pricing. No Custom
Quotes. No Surprises.

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STEP 2

CONFIRM SCHEDULE

Confirm your preferred
days & times.

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STEP 3

SNEAK IN & SCOOP UP

Fast, Friendly,
Simple and Safe.

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STEP 4

HAUL IT ALL AWAY

No stress.
We handle the mess.

OUR PLANS

INCLUDED IN ALL PLANS:

No contracts. Cancel anytime.
Fully insured. Locally owned.
Pet-safe. Kid-safe. Gates secured.
Waste bagged & hauled away.

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Quick Grab

1X WEEKLY— $99/month

👉 Best For‍ ‍1–2 dogs. Lighter-use yards.

👉 Vibe “I just don’t want to deal with this.”

👉 Result Clean yard. Always handled.

No contracts • Cancel anytime

Start My Quick Grab Plan

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⭐ Most Popular

ROUTINE SWEEP

2x WeekLY— $179/month

👉 Best For‍ ‍Busy homes. Multiple dogs.

👉 Vibe “I want a wicked clean yard.”

👉 Result‍ ‍Always clean. No buildup. No smell.

No contracts • Cancel anytime

Lock In My Routine Sweep

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FUll Heist

3x WeekLY— $249/month

👉 Best For‍ ‍Active yards. Big dogs. Heavy-use.

👉 Vibe “I never want to see poop. Ever.”

👉 Result You forget your dogs even poop.

No contracts • Cancel anytime

Give Me the full heist

OUR Clients

From tiny troublemakers to absolute UNITS— all sizes, all breeds, all Repeat offenders:

👉 Same spots. Every time.
👉 No remorse.
👉 Zero intention of changing their ways.

And honestly?
That’s why we love them! 🩵

BECOME A CLIENT

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